[Stories] Pking

Author: Bert. Date: Jul 01 2009 01:54:09 Views:

NOTE: THE CONTENTS OF THIS STORY HAVE BEEN EDITED FOR THE PROTECTION OF "Friend" ALL RIGHTS RESERVED.

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It all started way back when it was still conquer 1.0. We were just noobs around level....7.

We thought we were so badass and that we could take on anything (like all noobs think). we were in twin city one day when we spotted it.

The perfect noob for killing

His name was Bert. He was maybe level 4 or 5 killing pheasants.

We then followed him and gained his trust.

But then, Mr. Bert wondered a little too far away from the guard of twin city.

Me and my friend took this opportunity to "surprise" our new "friend"

I was an archer and my friend was a warrior. Bert was a poor little Trojan who was about to get his world rocked.

So we tried to start a little conversation with Bert. (For dramatic effect) this is how it went down,

Friend: "Hey bert!"

Bert: "What?"

Friend: "POW!"

Bert: "Huh?"

SYSTEM speak to ALLUSERS: Bert has been killed by Me!

He was out first kill and the beginning of a true serial killer, which led to a dictatorship on our server. We started to kill noobs for no reason.

Noob: "hi man plvl blz?"

Friend: "ok"

SYSTEM speaks to ALLUSERS: Noob has been killed by Me!

Eventually it led top a server wide massacre as we got stronger.

Now its terrible.

ATLEAST 750+ pkps a char

And we have a lot :(


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